mom: you shouldn't post your stories online. People can steal them.
me: mom, I only post my fanfictions online.
me: They're like, stories, but not your own characters. If I were to publish them, I'd be sent to prison for plagiarizing.
mom: YOUR DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL?!
me: no! It's completely legal, I swear, but they're not my own characters.
mom: whatever. You shouldn't put your art online either. Some of them are really good.
me: ...mom, it's fanart.
me: yeah, they're all pictures of doctor who, Sherlock, anime stuff. I'm a member to many fandoms, that's what we do. Draw fanart, post it online so we can get feedback from other members?
mom: YOU JOINED A CULT?!?!
me: NO! I mean, not really...I mean no! No, I'm not part of a cult!
mom: THEN WHY DO YOU POST YOUR ART ONLINE?!
me: It's fanart!
mom: so? It's still your art.
me: yeah, but, it's fanart. That's what you do with fanart, you post it and-
mom: You shouldn't be on that rolling site so much either.
me: ...do you mean tumblr?
mom: yeah, it's not good to "blog". They're could be really bad people-
me: *throws the papers I was holding in the air and exits room*